I don't care -.-
Hi my name is Yasmin, 15 years-old, and stuck in Texas.
Hi my name is Yasmin, 15 years-old, and stuck in Texas.
w hat do snakes use for protection
ANACONDOMS!!!!!
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People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
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why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
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Shower head that turns water rainbow colors
+
Bath tiles that change color according to heat
=
Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs ;)
MY KIND OF SHOWER RIGHT THERE
I WANT TO BATHE IN RAINBOW WATER HOLY SHIT WHY CAN’T I OWN THIS
i would really love to take a shower in rainbows
Kyra, you need this in your house one day
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what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
(Source: caleb-denecour, via caitlinsfavoritefreshman)
People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat
Wanna eat meat? That’s okay
Wanna not eat meat? That’s okay
Wanna not eat anything the comes from animals at all? That’s okay
People shouldn’t be ashamed of what they eat, unless it’s people. Don’t eat people.
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You are driving me into panic, I know that you can’t understand it.
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
(Source: 270293, via prinxepunx)
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
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My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..
AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG
And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due
(Source: bitchytbh-old, via boygrimlark)
